actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via mylittlesasa)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

(Source: copano, via sarahcroce)

Me and her? We’re the fuckin’ heat.

(Source: jess-miller, via stoolcat)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

….i ship it?

(Source: swoggy)

sohapppily:

somewhere in pawnee, indiana tumblr user ben talltyrionlannister is really popular in the game of thrones fandom probably

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